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Girls gone mildly wild.

  • Oct. 19th, 2009 at 4:05 PM
Last night we had one of our infrequent girls dinner out. We went to Brasa, which is suppose to be excellent but turned out to be only meh. The service ranged from so-so to terrible, this put the only real damper on the night.

On the other hand the company was excellent. Topics of conversation included: the island of Majorca (a friend is moving there for her dream job and we're all invited to visit), Opera (I know next to nothing about this but at least I learned you have to sing it from your legs or something), pirate weddings (they look way cooler than my wedding did), the Garfield assassination (medicine used to really bad), you get the idea of the sort of odd-ballian women you are dealing with. Let's see what was my contribution to our civil discourse ... Delayed gratification is for suckers. Perhaps I could have reached deeper within myself.

The conversation de-evolved on the drive home, finally, thank god. Robespierrette brought up magic cock (James Bond has one), we came up with a new meaning for the phrase "violating the prime directive" (my new favorite euphemism for sex with aliens), how naughty plant parts sound (the stamen, the pistil, I better stop, I'm blushing already), and I learned about this book and yes it is likely to be added to my Christmas list.

Olympia Snowe is bipartisan-curious.

  • Oct. 15th, 2009 at 10:00 AM
Ever since her "historic" vote on the shitiest possible health care reform bill ever constructed by man, I can't decide if she has the best or the greatest republican name ever. Either way her wiki entry is worth a read. If you believe reading is for suckers (which it is) you can also see what she is like through the palatable lense of the Daily Show here...

The Daily Show With Jon StewartMon - Thurs 11p / 10c
The Joy of Rx
www.thedailyshow.com
Daily Show
Full Episodes
Political HumorRon Paul Interview

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The Old Gray Mare...

  • Oct. 9th, 2009 at 10:32 AM
I found my first gray hair, and yes it was on my head. My reaction was somewhere between a shrug and elation. Shrug because seriously who the FUCK cares. The earth is about to explode from overuse, my aging does not matter one iota. And elation because I'm one of those sick, twisted women who thinks gray hair makes a person look wise, and distinguished.
I have no idea when I'll go fully gray since every old woman in my family dyes/ed their hair. I think I'll plan to let myself go, gray that is, not to stick it to the man, or out of spite but rather so I can walk around the rest of life having this conversation:

"Friend": [Pointing at my hair] So ... going gray eh?
Me: I don't know what you mean. I'm a platinum blonde.


PS- Speaking of things gray, Alan Grayson is my new political boyfriend. His eyebrows alone make him dreamy.

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Mariann, the Corrupter.

  • Sep. 25th, 2009 at 8:33 AM
Hump, the world's most family friendly porn festival, is about to come (pun intended) to Seattle. Tickets go on sale today. It is always sold out and the theater is always packed. As always, I am happily bouncing in my chair waiting to buy tickets. Yes I meant to put the plural, you see I have enticed my friends to join me in sin. I take great pride in this. Yesterday I made sure some of my friends will come (snicker) with me. So I'm not stuck sitting next to a Seattle-style skeevy, middle-aged guy "reading" War and Peace (Ya, sure buddy you're not fooling anyone) which actually happened the last time I went alone. Buy your tickets very soon (read today), if you want to come (snorting snicker) along.

In the mean time, to warm up the right areas of the brain, please watch this.

Come count: 3, damn, I was hoping for more.

PS - Tickets purchased. I will be going on 10/10 @4. See you there.

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My weekend with Patton.

  • Sep. 22nd, 2009 at 1:10 PM
I spent last weekend with Patton Oswalt. He is in my not so humble opinion the best fanfucktastic comedian in our hemisphere. Friday night I saw him live at the Moore Theater and laughed tears. Saturday night we purchased the iTunes version of his stand-up routine, called My Weakness is Strong.

Here's an amusee bouche in the form of his riff on religion:


Sunday night we went and saw Big Fan. The indie movie he was perfectly cast for and is currently running. I got to watch him masturbate AND get beat senseless. Good times.

I can't wait for my sky cake! That is all continue about your business.

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Hoarders

  • Sep. 10th, 2009 at 1:15 PM
I was going to write more about PAX but then my spare time got devoured by playing Defense Grid: The Awakening compulsively on my XBox.

Then I read about this show, Hoarders. I can't stop watching it. If you have a VERY strong stomach, this is the ultimate disturbing reality show that does not involve a guy named Mystery.

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PAX 2009 Day 1

  • Sep. 6th, 2009 at 1:15 PM

Pax was sold out this year, so there was great fear in my heart it would suck with clastrophobia inducing crowding, missed panels and gamer smells. But in fact it was as fun as ever and still felt organized and enertaining.

I went to the keynote which was given by some old timey video game designer, Ron Gilbert. He gave us our yearly geek affirmation, and a lecture about why video games are art. The truth is I had a hard time paying attention to what he was saying because he had on a t-shirt that read Unicorn Poo, with the requiste rainbow colored pile.

I then attended the PA Q&A panel. The only things that I recall (and therefore a direct look at my innermind) are:
1. DM's get achievements for killing a whole party in one round.
2. Their curse word of choice (although there was debate and waffling on this matter) is Cootscooter.
3. A possible female term for teabagging -Cumsqwat- completely eeked Jerry out. Seriously?! This is the guy who came up with twatvomit, hypocrit.

The exhibit hall was twice as large as last year and far more busy. Lines to play games were horrificly long. The dragon age people were handing out inflatable blood soaked swords. I immediately begged everyone to get one for my kids. I got three out of them alone myself. One for Cordelia, Miranda and the rest for redunancy. ( I'm still an engineer at heart, duh) My house is now full of inflatable swords.

Then the best part of the day, leaving PAX and eating a fancy dinner at Le Pichet with wonderful company. Sigh, true contentment.

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PAX 2009 Day 1

  • Sep. 6th, 2009 at 1:15 PM

Pax was sold out this year, so there was great fear in my heart it would suck with clastrophobia inducing crowding, missed panels and gamer smells. But in fact it was as fun as ever and still felt organized and enertaining.

I went to the keynote which was given by some old timey video game designer, Ron Gilbert. He gave us our yearly geek affirmation, and a lecture about why video games are art. The truth is I had a hard time paying attention to what he was saying because he had on a t-shirt that read Unicorn Poo, with the requiste rainbow colored pile.

I then attended the PA Q&A panel. The only things that I recall (and therefore a direct look at my innermind) are:
1. DM's get achievements for killing a whole party in one round.
2. Their curse word of choice (although there was debate and waffling on this matter) is Cootscooter.
3. A possible female term for teabagging -Cumsqwat- completely eeked Jerry out. Seriously?! This is the guy who came up with twatvomit, hypocrit.

The exhibit hall was twice as large as last year and far more busy. Lines to play games were horrificly long. The dragon age people were handing out inflatable blood soaked swords. I immediately begged everyone to get one for my kids. I got three out of them alone myself. One for Cordelia, Miranda and the rest for redunancy. ( I'm still an engineer at heart, duh) My house is now full of inflatable swords.

Then the best part of the day, leaving PAX and eating a fancy dinner at Le Pichet with wonderful company. Sigh, true contentment.

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Oh the Japanese

  • Aug. 28th, 2009 at 3:15 PM
Their condoms are sooooo cute! Now this I'd eat. Sorry about the TMI. I have got to go to Japan before I die.

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Movies galore.

  • Aug. 28th, 2009 at 12:32 PM
Thanks to a glut of babysitting, the man and I managed to see two movies recently. For an old married lady that is a lot of non-Netflix movies to see. Anyway, without much in the way of spoiling ... here we go...

District 9 - One of the best SF movies I've seen in a while and well worth the price of admission. It's by Peter Jackson, it's set in South Africa and has big alien guns and a mech! I got my nerd-geek-gasm on despite the last third being a bit heavy on the cliche. Go see it so we can talk about how great it was.

In the Loop - Tis the season for good Iraq war movies. First Hurt Locker then this movie. This one is about the politics that led up to the invasion. It's British and so a dark, snarky political comedy, go see it if you like any of these things.

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